Me and boys

So the guy I’ve been hanging out with hasn’t even called to ask me about my Thanksgiving though he of all people knows that it will be awful.
Anywhoo I’m too crazy for normal guys,  so I go chasing after every douche bag who treats me like shit. I sit there and follow these losers around like a puppy and they do nothing but shit on my feelings and leave me feeling more awful then I did before.  So yeah, if you’re nice to me – then I totally won’t talk to you. BUT if you hit on other chicks in front if me, have every red flag imaginable,  and likely have a drinking,  drug, or gambling problem then HELL YES I AM IN LOVE!!!